Found this faded–and uncannily marked-down–mutant tee hanging on a rack amongst a bunch of regular priced humani-tees.

“Ha! I found it on clearance!” he laughed X-Maniacally.

OK, it’s true: my tee search always begins with my interfacing with Cerebro before heading out to the store.

This time around, guess that makes me Professor X-Marks-the-Spot.

Who are you wearing today?

Turning pages,

Scott