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Me: I am Iron Man!

Wife: Of course you are, honey.

Nobody wants me...

Nobody wants me…

 

Me: Have I lost my mind?

Wife: Well…

Me: Can I see or am I blind?

Wife: [Laughs.]  Yes.

Me: Can I walk at all–

Wife: Sometimes you–

Me: Not done.

Wife: Sorry.

Me: Or if I move will I fall?

Wife: Are we talking–if I’m playing this right–before or after your third can of “oil”?

Me: Nicely done.

Wife: Thanks.  Anything else?  It’s Avery’s bedtime.

Me: One more.  Am I alive or dead?

Wife: You’re married.

Me: I am Married Man!

Wife: For now.

 

Who are you wearing today?

Turning pages,

Scott

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