Me: I am Iron Man!
Wife: Of course you are, honey.
Nobody wants me…
Me: Have I lost my mind?
Wife: Well…
Me: Can I see or am I blind?
Wife: [Laughs.] Yes.
Me: Can I walk at all–
Wife: Sometimes you–
Me: Not done.
Wife: Sorry.
Me: Or if I move will I fall?
Wife: Are we talking–if I’m playing this right–before or after your third can of “oil”?
Me: Nicely done.
Wife: Thanks. Anything else? It’s Avery’s bedtime.
Me: One more. Am I alive or dead?
Wife: You’re married.
Me: I am Married Man!
Wife: For now.
Who are you wearing today?
Turning pages,
Scott
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